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ChynaDoll
07-09-2005, 08:56 PM
[CHYNA]
.. My Aunt Dot
Left some blood on da carpet, den bounced like a rubber car pet
She told me to clean up da set, so she could look afta da set
Even though I'm her niece, she let me hold the piece
A fat ass caliber, I codda sworn it was obese
What? She need remindin`, dun she know I like my guns shinin?
Or do I really need to prove myself cause I'm like Jay-Z resignin...
I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock knock knock*}
To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes
"Who are you?"

[LITTLE GIRL]
"Whattup? It seemed years I seen ya boo, Don't you rememba me too?"

[Chyna]
{She called me by my government name}
"Who sent you?"

[LITTLE GIRL]
"My momz sent me; her name is Dot
She hanging bitches from da spot, involved from dis beef she got"


[Chyna]
Over and Over, My Dear Aunt Dot is always under and over
Since Dat MIO, DEF ROW, SIX takeova, she was bout da 4 like a clover
Sometimes, she 'Flip' through more modes then Busta Rhymes
Remember she read between lines, remember her beef was always mines
As I looked at the lil girls throat, and I quote
I was filled with a new hope, she leaned ova and gave me a note

[Little Girl]
Here - read this

[Chyna]
I just stared her up and down, wonder who to be copin wit
cause I couldn't believe this - then I opened it
It said,

"Bitches is out to get you;
Da Rejects...friends turned hater, put a bomb in ya navigator
I'm on a mission now to cater, killin em off sooner or later
He mad he got kicked from the RIP, talkin like he fryin like a bacon strip
And When I find him, he gon beg more then Africans on a Slave ship
And oh, the little girl, that's your cousin, Doll
Since I'm on a call, I want you to keep you wit her on the prawl
Besides; she looks up to you - you're her idol -
N wit all this hate its vital, evacuate da crib, or be suicidal
and she would be more than happy if you could take her.
Peace, my number's on the back of the paper, hit me later."

...Damn.. what went wrong?
Can't we all just get along, and make hit songs?
Bitches all up in my ass like a thong
If this was a show, y'all hoes would get "gonged"
Cause if it's on, then it's on, bring it on
What the fuck you waitin for? C'mon, let's get it on
What? What's takin you so long?
... I got plans for the future
to bring back your head like Medusa

Chorus: CHYNA (repeat 2X)

Haters be actin stink, and mad funny
Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
Can't stand the pain then pop a "Humphrey"
I know it hurts.. (I'm killin y'all)

[Chyna]
Uhhh, So we In tha Benz, Rain fogging up my lens
And all that time I spends, wonderin wat went wrong w/ my friends
How Young C, he always wanted to be like me
and dress like me, and look like me...rap like me...
and Critical Flow, always begging to be on collabs yo
He was caught red handed like he fingered my mentrual flow
And last but not least the grimiest one, TTP
Couldn't even get into the RIP and he still hatin on me
Damn...
C'mon Doll, I'm takin you to babysitter up in West Pine
(I wanna go with you!) Uhh, be quiet, and we'll get along fine

[DOLL]
C'mon please, I wanna be just like you, from da pretty head to da fine shoes
Singing Symphonies wit my Crews, getting da net more unsettled den boos
600 Mercedes, and 380's in my doll babies
Chinchilla fur dats is so sick and crazy, for a moment thought I caught rabies
Wit a fucking high ass price tag on my book bag
If haters cheat in tag, I want my army to wave a fucking battle flag
Fuck Barbie and Ken; I don't love them hoes!
I want a china rose, wit petals dat spell C-E-Os
Own from da playground to da city, baguettes in my kitty
Show off dem otha 6 year old wit pity, Damn, I'll be lookin pretty
Trust, I'll have a monopoly on Toy's R' Us
Have all da lil swing -n- slide boys crushed
Make em spend they cheese then kick 'em out and take the bus
Let me Remind ya, D to the O, to the L and L, a whole head liner
The Best Head Liner and All my friends call me Ms. Mini Chyna
Smaller and leaer, I'm a lil girl, but I got a grown woman demeanor
Ever seen The BRIDE OF CHUCKY? (uh-huh) Well I come meaner

[Lil' Kim]
You know what? I like you; little big person
but rule number one - no cursin
Anyway, what you know about those things
Bling blings, caddillacs and big ass chains
When I was your age, I wodda ben gone, pulled like salon
Like ya fam, you a don...let me see what trouble ya mama on
Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot
so she could fill me in a little more about the plot
Hmm.. nine-one-seven, eight-five-eight, two-one-two-two

[Aunt Dott]
"Hello?"

[Chyna]
"Yo, what's the deal?
Why these bitches buggin out;
I mean, what's this all about?"

[Aunt Dot]
"See it's sorta like when 50 put Ja Rule Lower den da Floor
They don't want you to win no more
R.I.P Mafia Meetings, they don't want you to attend no more
And I guess that's why, they ain't your friends no more
The other day, I saw ya man CriticalFlows in a glance
He was flirting wit niggas in the store "Rainbow" entrance

[Chyna]
For real?

[Aunt Dot]
"Yup, then I choked the bitch out...He just a fukin girl scout
He didn't even have a chance to shout, he peed, his panties spout
At least one to the heart, one bullet made his head shrunk
Tied his dumb ass up and threw him in the trunk
then I dumped her on a dead-end street .... Skeet Skeet,
His eyes looked like Lil Jon and Lil Jon, he didn't skip a beat
The other two? Yeah they still linger
But don't you lift a finger
I'ma get `em, so just pray I come home
and when we hang up, get rid of your phone"

Whoo! When Aunt Dot comes, oh brother
It's like five Bloody Mary's, one after another
Hmmph, she have you stressed, no wearin white, no sex
And when she get vexed, you guess what happens next
Cause them other two dudes, that's still on the menu
is the reason why the story is to be continued..

Chorus

Haters be actin stink, and mad funny
Y'all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
Can't stand the pain then pop a "Humphrey"
I know it hurts.. (I'm killin y'all)
.
R.I.P FUckin Rejects

LOC
07-09-2005, 09:21 PM
interestin concept....aunt dot didnt quite get the plot but it was nice...altho contratictory...

again u act like ur playin a victim here....a victim off beef u started and culd stop if u wanted too but dont want too so i dont see ur point.

other than that it was good....i didnt read it all coz it was a bit long and after a while ur flow got borin but for wat i read it was good

ChynaDoll
07-09-2005, 09:25 PM
lol there is a clear plot but there is also a figurative plot where the characters, the things they say all stand for something else. Its VERY DEEP. CHYNA IS VERY DEEP AHHAHAAHAHAHAHA>Nah, it was a remake of Lil Kim's Aunt Dot, but mine was better, way better.

LOC
07-09-2005, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by ChynaDoll
lol there is a clear plot but there is also a figurative plot where the characters, the things they say all stand for something else. Its VERY DEEP. CHYNA IS VERY DEEP AHHAHAAHAHAHAHA>Nah, it was a remake of Lil Kim's Aunt Dot, but mine was better, way better.

oh rite....neva did listen to lil kim much....neway it was a better drop than usual.

Cain&Able
07-09-2005, 09:30 PM
[DOLL]
C'mon please, I wanna be just like you, from da pretty head to da fine shoes
Singing Symphonies wit my Crews, getting da net more unsettled den boos
600 Mercedes, and 380's in my doll babies
Chinchilla fur dats is so sick and crazy, for a moment thought I caught rabies
Wit a fucking high ass price tag on my book bag
If haters cheat in tag, I want my army to wave a fucking battle flag
Fuck Barbie and Ken; I don't love them hoes!
I want a china rose, wit petals dat spell C-E-Os
Own from da playground to da city, baguettes in my kitty
Show off dem otha 6 year old wit pity, Damn, I'll be lookin pretty
Trust, I'll have a monopoly on Toy's R' Us
Have all da lil swing -n- slide boys crushed
Make em spend they cheese then kick 'em out and take the bus
Let me Remind ya, D to the O, to the L and L, a whole head liner
The Best Head Liner and All my friends call me Ms. Mini Chyna
Smaller and leaer, I'm a lil girl, but I got a grown woman demeanor
Ever seen The BRIDE OF CHUCKY? (uh-huh) Well I come meaner


You are funny lol. The lil girl in the song did not say half the crazy shit you did here lol. You are hilarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrioiusssssssss sssss girl.

Trust, I'll have a monopoly on Toy's R' Us

lmfao. you made my day.

ckari_fatal
07-09-2005, 10:30 PM
TIGHT DROP CHY...U SHOULD OF REMADE "SUCC MA DICC" LOL

ChynaDoll
07-10-2005, 11:23 AM
Lol I was gonna do dat too lmfao.

NANA
07-10-2005, 11:31 AM
HAHA you bomb`d dem rejects haha.

ckari_fatal
07-10-2005, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by ChynaDoll
Lol I was gonna do dat too lmfao.[

LMFAO DA HOOK KOULD OF BEEN "IF LOC WUZ A NIGGA, HE TELL U 2 SUCC HIZ DICC" LOL

thei_chi
07-10-2005, 01:56 PM
damn chyna this was real good!!!
keep hittin em hard

.CriTicaL.FLoW.
07-11-2005, 08:52 AM
Fair drop. That's all.

And damn Chyna, it's as hard to keep my name out of your mouth as keeping a dick out of your mouth. Ripset's gonna feel it if yall keep suckin me off. I'll alienate yall.

All yall do is talk... :blahblah:

Go offline and make a dollar. Peace

Leon Fluxx
07-11-2005, 11:04 PM
Hey audio theive... yea u bitch.. who else steals audio... ???? u drop the n bomb one more time... and i'll cut ya ass essay,chico,fakeass cheech lookin skinny ass alchemist... U aint black bitch.. u dont kno da struggles to use the word nigga... punk ass sppppiiiiiiiiii naw im not gonna get on dat level... cause i love my latina bitchez.. but fuck diz punk... come see me lol...

By the way nice drop chyna...yea i dont listen to lil kim or foxy either lol..datz gangsta shit right gizzotti..

.CriTicaL.FLoW.
07-11-2005, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by Leon Fluxx
Hey audio theive... yea u bitch.. who else steals audio... ???? u drop the n bomb one more time... and i'll cut ya ass essay,chico,fakeass cheech lookin skinny ass alchemist... U aint black bitch.. u dont kno da struggles to use the word nigga... punk ass sppppiiiiiiiiii naw im not gonna get on dat level... cause i love my latina bitchez.. but fuck diz punk... come see me lol...

By the way nice drop chyna...yea i dont listen to lil kim or foxy either lol..datz gangsta shit right gizzotti..

Man what the hell you talkin about?

Cain&Able
07-11-2005, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by Leon Fluxx
Hey audio theive... yea u bitch.. who else steals audio... ???? u drop the n bomb one more time... and i'll cut ya ass essay,chico,fakeass cheech lookin skinny ass alchemist... U aint black bitch.. u dont kno da struggles to use the word nigga... punk ass sppppiiiiiiiiii naw im not gonna get on dat level... cause i love my latina bitchez.. but fuck diz punk... come see me lol...

By the way nice drop chyna...yea i dont listen to lil kim or foxy either lol..datz gangsta shit right gizzotti..

we been through races on here. We been herad chyna is a mixed breed. So wtf are you talking about?

ckari_fatal
07-12-2005, 12:39 AM
NO 1 KNOWZ WA DIZ BISH MADE NIG TALKIN BOUT...WA U TINK DER WUZ PO RICAN SLAVE OWNERZ DURIN SLAVERY LOL MAYNE JUZ KEEP IT MOVIN...AUDIO THEIF LOL DATZ Y U KAN D/L MA SHYT OFF HEA N ON MA SITE BUT U A AUDIO THEIF...IM PULLIN YA CARD JUZ LYKE IM PULLIN BISHEZ U KOULDNT EVEN GET A REZPONZE FROM ON A PM OFF DEATH ROW LOL SO DUN MAKE A NIG PUT YA B.I. OUT DER LYKE DAT CUZ U SEE WA HAPP 2 ILL...SQUAD UP

NANA
07-12-2005, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by ckari_fatal
NO 1 KNOWZ WA DIZ BISH MADE NIG TALKIN BOUT...WA U TINK DER WUZ PO RICAN SLAVE OWNERZ DURIN SLAVERY LOL MAYNE JUZ KEEP IT MOVIN...AUDIO THEIF LOL DATZ Y U KAN D/L MA SHYT OFF HEA N ON MA SITE BUT U A AUDIO THEIF...IM PULLIN YA CARD JUZ LYKE IM PULLIN BISHEZ U KOULDNT EVEN GET A REZPONZE FROM ON A PM OFF DEATH ROW LOL SO DUN MAKE A NIG PUT YA B.I. OUT DER LYKE DAT CUZ U SEE WA HAPP 2 ILL...SQUAD UP

lol 4 real tho. ahahahha.

Leon Fluxx
07-12-2005, 12:16 PM
Naw chyna can say it this spic cant say nigga... who da fyuck is he.... Yea u had slavery but ur not a nigger.. no need to drop the n bomb if u aint black... fucking pussy....

SEND US ALLL THE LINK GIZZOTTI.... Cause u posted the rollin 25 deep wit kayslay hostin... tell me ur still in dat line up of.....Papoose,Shells,ness, gravy and whateva up and coming good emcee's Jae Millz tooo... let me seee it..

ckari_fatal
07-12-2005, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Leon Fluxx
Naw chyna can say it this spic cant say nigga... who da fyuck is he.... Yea u had slavery but ur not a nigger.. no need to drop the n bomb if u aint black... fucking pussy....

SEND US ALLL THE LINK GIZZOTTI.... Cause u posted the rollin 25 deep wit kayslay hostin... tell me ur still in dat line up of.....Papoose,Shells,ness, gravy and whateva up and coming good emcee's Jae Millz tooo... let me seee it..

SERIOUZLY DAWG WHERE IZ U REALLY FROM UPSTATE JERZ?...WHO U KNO RICAN OR DOMINICAN DAT DUN SAY NIGGA? LOL NO 1'Z SAYIN NIGGER SO CHECC YASELF HOMEBOI...WA U GON GO SMASH ON CASTLE HILL, FAT JOE N DA WHOLE TERROR SQUAD CUZ DEY B SAYIN NIGGA LMFAO...LYKE I SAID UZE A CLOWN LYKE YA NAME N LOOK AROUND DA BOARD IT AIN HARD 2 FIND...U A STALKER U KNO HOW 2 GET INFO SO DIZ GON B EAZY 4 U 2 PULL A LINK OFF A THREAD AZ EAZY AZ I PULL YA CARD DUNN...