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verbal_assultor
10-06-2004, 03:15 PM
Freestyle Queen of MIO Battle: Lil Crown VS Absolute

Voting Criteria:
1)
Punches:
Personalz:
Wordplay:
Multies:
Vocab:
Creativity:
Flow:
Vote:


OR

2) Line by line break down, Reason for vote, then final vote

No Haters
No Biting
***No Feeding***
No Swaying Votes
No Recycling



***Round One***

Absolute's Bars:

she the most hated like blurs @ the end of movies her credit is shifty
bet she wont hit we cuz her attitude just like his avy big headed & tipsy
yo i'll crack open ya cortex and throw bricks at whatever stares back
bitch stop tyrna reach the ladder to my domain when there's a stair gap
yo this bitch has been hyped, a fuckin neotype and rookie i been nice
my words make lil clown melt like I thru fucking napalm up her insides
rip off ya windpipe wrap it around ya neck & have throat resident choke
beatin a lyrical pope? ha this bitch a air head like the bush president joke
force issue far down ya esophagus, & shadder tha foundation of ya flow
how u pose slutty in ya cam then say you are no relation 2 a dykin' hoe?
ya sick? nah just the first symptom 4 defeat, she still waiting on infection
lil clown a joke & her name vividly desmonstrates her elevating direction
murder this not chick, coroners only find my intials topped on her locket
yo absolute'll leave ya reputation balled up and dropped in ya pocket
fuckin will silence ya whisper and put water on ya potential hot shit
i'll take it e z its not that i can't hurt u cuz i'm verbally & phyiscally abled
so i wont cause lil clown ya fire ain't "on demand" u aint "digital cable"
i read ya bars and my eyes aint seeing ya hot only peepin ya phony
ain't ya homey so now peep my motto u can beat me so join me!
now reflect on ya past like a damn mid-life crisis, u said it, u the nicest?
ab'll do torso slicin then replace it in the place where ya wind pipe lived
fall back kid, if ya flow come from a gut, then i'm not well-right-here
and i'm "worried about what come out ya package" like "anthax scares"
u a "real bitch"! really? ha! well i'll end-that-here _________________
cut ya hair & then this pig get wigged like southern green back cheers*
shatter ya wordplay, beat ya gimmick, then segregating ya verse dude
suck the life out it till it's purple, lil clown u'll perspire thru the murk fool
then ya sweat glands'll change from its original color like gatorade commercials

*piggly wiggly is a grocery store in the south and they have green-back stamps that allow u to get free items

also: avy is avatar for those who don't know....



Lil Clown's Bars:

EVERYBODY IS CROWN AGAIN, public enemy number one, but its fun
I could get away with having them Gay-Unit mutherfuckers come and rape your son
Game Over, little bitch and time to recognize the only reason that you sick
Cuz u just got bit bitch and i was that motherfucking poisonous viper
So why the fuck is u over here spitting GRANDMA? put back on ur diaper
I could see from the drool on ur mouth, that you a hungry, fat bitch
Always wearing white gloves,so she wouldn't think her fingers were Twix! ............WHOA!
This bitches flow is so slow -n- her words stretching out but still undefined
Weeks 2 write one rhyme; by the time she's done, I'll already be signed.
Better start running home w/ all them lame ass bars
Comparing a regular size pic to a fucking avatar? Are you a retard?
Is this dumb chick really serious saying she the MIO champ?
Bitch, I"m laughing at you! Get a tampon, cuz u just another cramp
Absolute's rhymes are a bore, I could only stay awake to read half of it
Only think u the shit, cuz half these "con" rappers out here riding her clit!
By day absolute is a chicken in mutherfucking cat fights
By night
Bitch we all see the parades, she one of em "DIKES ON BIKES"
The only Queen, niggas stand up and a salute me
Did i snatch the crown from this lame bitch? Hell yea, absolutely
All i gotta do is fucking show up at this bitch door, watch her catch a fit
She IS NOT RHYMING niggas, so who you wanna fuck wit?
A light skinned marchioness....or....a chick wit a dick?
^
|=Take notes. Now thats an ending.


***End Of Round One***

********NO VOTES UNTIL ALL ROUNDS ARE FINISHED**********

Trubs
10-06-2004, 03:43 PM
round two starts whenever lil crown is ready...

there are 3 rounds...

Lil_Crown16
10-06-2004, 06:06 PM
Names of people that can vote
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Semir
D-TOX
Stagga
Rolfsma
cain&able
blackchild
dermo
Ja _Rule$
Or ppl not in battle sight. If i'm forgetting anybody that is actually neutral in the battle sorry.

U add people if u want, i really don't care just as long as i didn't battle them.

Lil_Crown16
10-06-2004, 07:18 PM
I'll start now due to the case that i will not be going to school for awhile and i'm not gonna be home to use my computer there either.


Everytime i'm turning on my computer to read the forum, I almost get nauseous||
So i just drop a first rate diss because like a untamed mother tigeress, I'm ill & vicious||
U over here saying u the Queen of M.I.O? But if u want the truth, well thats a no no.||
Bitch i just now starting spitting my engine like a cadillac, but absolute only a volvo ||
Trick, the party never started till u put on ur rat coat and walked out the front door||
Tell your man to stop calling and paging me because i don't want him no more||
Hello my name is young crown, I am the rudest of the rudest fucking bitches alive||
Before there were about six of us left, but i got pissed off so i killed the other five ||
You ain't nothing but a dumb chick, how you think u can hang around with champs?||
I heard you tried to buy some muther fucking adidas with your mother's food stamps||
And to tell the truth, half of these dudes is on her dick cuz they scared to spit harder ||
Not me. Absolute is pregnant again and went on "Maury", asking whose the father?||
I'm mourning the lost of your throne in black bitch, cause i never rocked the purple||
If i was to draw a line on all of my territory, Absolute would be walking in circles||
I'm that O.G rapstress, the kinda rapstress wrapping raps like u always wanted to be||
Bitch you just another Romeo, you'll die trying to get just a little closer to touch me||
Absolute is the definition of a hood rat, but why come her rhymes still are not gangsta?||
50 wasn't talking to Rule, he was talking to you, when he made that song called wanksta||
So the moral of this story is, your lyrically in-comprehensible, 1 syllabus is so condensable||
Your name is contradictable because Absoluteness is like mathematics, always predictable||

Lil_Crown16
10-07-2004, 02:46 PM
ur turn for round 2.

Trubs
10-08-2004, 03:27 PM
Intro:
Please Excuse, When I Put Ya Heart Ina Coffin-I-Warn-You
Before I Split Ya Sides Open", Like A "Carton Of Orange Juice!"
Please Admit Im Hot, Or Not Just Plead With Her, Kid'll Stop
Her Road To Glory Is Not Longer a Premonitional Drop, It's A Potential Flop...

Verse:
Leave ya Froze Kid When These Winds Consume ya Blood Cells & Plasma Goes Thin
Ab Spit a Punch & have Crown "Hanging from my Lines" like a "Fuckin Clothespin"
I'm The Best Stop Hunting, This Chick Use The Net Like a Heart Function
Yet Crown Couldn't "Begin Sick", If She Had-a Virus On Her "PC Start Button"
Spores In Fist, Have Your Core Just Split, Ill Sore My Wrists Till I Gorge Your Hits
Cause "Conjoining-Salavia-In-A-Uterus” Is The Only Time Crown “Born-To-Spit”
Deedly Under the Influence At The Moment Yet I’ll Use ‘Both Personalities'
And Leave Ya Your “Heart Stapled To Ya Paper” Like “Valentines Embroideries”
Where Did Ya Earn Ya Name, I Need Dates And Etc. Unless Ya Crown Is Perjury
Absolutely Fuckin “Pull Your Body A Part” Like “Roles Of Siamese Twin Surgeries”
Yo, She Said She's A Queen But With Held From Which Inspired Kindgom
MIO?! Nope, Shit, They Laugh The Way I'm Taking-Crown-Off Like Retire Kingsmen

Outro:
Hear me i'm Raw, You Weak Nigga Bitch And Got No fury-in-bars
Cuz ure verse "Packed wit more Nahs" Than a 2 Fast 2 Furious-Car
Stash The Vapor For A Quick Exit When My knives Slash This hater
Leave U Unable 2 "Hold Your Own" like fucking "Retarded Masturbators"

Homecoming Week...g2g...be e z...peace~

verbal_assultor
10-08-2004, 03:40 PM
oh yea...

i came back to tell ya...round three starts whenever u drop...

and i'm the champ that's y i never drop first b/c u challenging muah...peace~

***END OF ROUND 2***

Trubs
10-09-2004, 01:37 PM
since she's not coming back until monday and i'll be online off and on this weekend b/c it's gonna be raining i'll go head and drop first for the 3rd round...

Lil_Crown16
10-10-2004, 07:17 PM
Absolute's Biography
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Born in Hicksville from a bitch named Barbara and a man Barbara didn't even know
As soon as she came out, even the doctor said "Born today is just another silly hoe"
Absolute really got a dick, but this dumb bitch can't find the shit like another Fat Joe
At the age of three, this little slut started to swallow everything from gum to cum.
At Fourteen, her first love gave her the first heartburn so she popped in a tum
At nineteen, learned to write but still spelled MURDER backwards like REDRUM
She almost died at 20, her mama Barbara was so happy she started screaming in Yiddish
All her life fucking with the wrong bitch, till they beat her ass green, black and bluish
They had her hitting notes like Ashanti, punking this bitch to make her look "Foolish"
Later that year, her moms kicked her out because Absolute has a retard defection
Sold her clit to mad niggas but they couldn't see that she had a yeast infection
By 22, this bitch had a bun in the oven, but by 25 this bitch bought 4 kids to the picnic
And all her kids got AIDs and I know because she gave birth at the HIV clinic
At 35, this bitch talked so much she got her whole mother-fucking family laced
At the age of 40, this bitch pregnant again on that show COPS,with cocaine getting chased
At 45, this bitch got this nigga BIG BO mad and that nigga popped shots at her boat
He said he wanted to see if the myth was true and find out if fat bitches float
By 50, this bitch deciding to rhyme like she put that honey in the milky cup
She trying to diss on me, but i just said, What .. .ok... uh huh ... shut up!
This bitch is old as dust, so how can ya niggas really say she won this fucking battle
You not a viper bitch! thats your mutherfucking stomach growling, not your rattle

Trubs
10-11-2004, 03:23 PM
intro:
i stay pryin her gullets out as her hymen clicks and punch until her internal hemridge shifts
u got a crown? nobody gives a shit, ‘pull till’ lil crown's ‘stomach empties’ like “applying heimlichs"

verse:
hits-just-fierce, 'shove a coke can up ya ass' & 'pop ya fuckin rear'
the blast leave 'metal inside of u' like this 'bitch got her clitoris-pierced
murk u from neck down, murder ya vocal cords then carve out ya ribs
to leave u with more "bodyless info" than recievin an 'anonymous tips'
fuckin' throw 'speares between ya lips' like u were 'frenchin madonna'
feel this persona? u get ripped bitch because it's my princpal's honor

medtro:
the center of attention is in critical condition revert awareness w/ “vital stipulations
y? when she knew that verbal ‘drops more aliases’ than “ABC show cancellations"

verse continued:
slash with ease as i abolish & blast ya knees cuz i act a ass with keys
"no limit" 2 how quick u "c murder" but u not a "soilder" or a "master p"
quickly crush your imagination as though marching to zion was reckless
i’ll leave ya ‘tooth hangin from ya neck’ worst than a ‘hawaiian necklace’
cause it seems like "crown's begging for a whipping" like a sexual-fetish


outro:
she's done, my facial expressions of laughin, her flow don't hold a enough mass man
yo absolute 'fuckin lodged two' in her "heart" quicker than "honeymooners in cab-bins"

Trubs
10-11-2004, 03:23 PM
uppin for votes...

Murder Inc 845
10-11-2004, 05:26 PM
Punches: Absolute
Personalz: Absolute
Wordplay: Absolute
Multies: Absolute
Vocab: Absolute
Creativity: Absolute
Flow: Absolute
Vote: Absolute

Do i even Need 2 explain why?

The King Crowns the Queen.

Lil_Crown16
10-11-2004, 05:35 PM
What part of "no one that i battled with do you not understand?" u disrespecting the thread buddy. he scared of u, so obviously, U need to handle him

Murder Inc 845
10-11-2004, 11:53 PM
U Can't decide who can vote and who can't LOL. If u woulda did better then her (Which will never happen) then i woulda voted 4 u. But u didn't so i voted 4 her lmao. I Don't hate vote 8). Stop Your Bloodclot Cryin ;(

Cain&Able
10-12-2004, 11:07 AM
good battle.

verbal_assultor
10-12-2004, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Lil_Crown16
Names of people that can vote
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Semir
D-TOX
Stagga
Rolfsma
cain&able
blackchild
dermo
Ja _Rule$
Or ppl not in battle sight. If i'm forgetting anybody that is actually neutral in the battle sorry.

U add people if u want, i really don't care just as long as i didn't battle them.

i can see u a true newbie...b/c if u wasn't u would have known that anyone can vote and if hater votes occur it doesn't count...if a person doesn't like u or not that doesn't matter if u can't prove that it is a hater vote...

the way u can find out if it's indeed a hate vote is by telling all votes to be explained in detail or do a break down of their vote and if they can't do that then there is your hater...or if they only say for a explaination that a person came harder, it was gutter, or something along the lines of that...

that's y experienced net battlers post something similar to this...

Voting Criteria:
1)
Punches:
Personals:
Wordplay:
Multies:
Vocab:
Creativity:
Structure:
Flow:
Vote:

OR

2) Line by round break down, Reason for vote, then final vote

and if they don't know what certain words mean in the voting criteria then they need not vote...

we'll disregard MI_845's vote just b/c ur a newbie...dermo's not even a rapper so that's an insult to me and u...u were just trying to make the votes sway ur way b/c the people that actually have a ok skills had beef with ya...and i to had beef with them so it's fair...they don't like u, they don't like me, tough tiddy, but let's not cry about it...

so it's settled...anyone who battles in the battle corner can vote...but if hate votes are proved then we'll go from there...peace~

VOTE: 0:0

UPPIN FOR VOTES PEOPLE...

Murder Inc 845
10-12-2004, 05:07 PM
Wow r u serious? i can't vote cuz this chick put her tampon in her ass by mistake?

Trubs
10-14-2004, 02:44 PM
^^^lets just see where this goes...

uppin for votes...

thei_chi
10-15-2004, 06:56 AM
ma vote goes to absulute,plus i dunno y this new lil bitch all up in everybodys ass.....
i dunno if ma vote counts since ma name isnt on her lil list :rolleyes:
n e way we all noe who is QUEEN OF MIO ,no matta wat!!!!n i m not talkin but the newbie....

Lil_Crown16
10-15-2004, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by thei_chi
ma vote goes to absulute,plus i dunno y this new lil bitch all up in everybodys ass.....
i dunno if ma vote counts since ma name isnt on her lil list :rolleyes:
n e way we all noe who is QUEEN OF MIO ,no matta wat!!!!n i m not talkin but the newbie....

who u calling a bitch, you little faceless, nobody waste of sperm, (probably ugly), con ass, 2 cent hoe. DUmb lil plz keep coming but its ok. U just another dumbass like absolute 2. PLUS WHAT KINDA BITCH calls another girl QUeen. THei chei u a dyke or just plain stupid.

Lil_Crown16
10-15-2004, 11:03 AM
also absolute, face the point that these ppl are making love hate votes. U didn't beat me in that battle PERIOD.

thei_chi
10-15-2004, 11:33 AM
LOL
nah,i aint no dyke i just dunno y u dissin everybody up in here so desperet fo respect.....n e way,i dont want no shit wit u,cuz i c no point in havin beef wit some1 u dont even noe......so wateva......
just dont go actin like u all that

Lil_Crown16
10-15-2004, 12:16 PM
No obviously u do want beef. Beef is not calling someone a bitch that u don't know. And first off i didn't diss anyone who didn't diss me first after jealousy and envy. The same jealousy and envy that got u up here beefin in the first place.

Trubs
10-15-2004, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by Lil_Crown16
also absolute, face the point that these ppl are making love hate votes. U didn't beat me in that battle PERIOD.

::smh::

if u say so...peace~

buddhachoi
10-15-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Lil_Crown16
No obviously u do want beef. Beef is not calling someone a bitch that u don't know. And first off i didn't diss anyone who didn't diss me first after jealousy and envy. The same jealousy and envy that got u up here beefin in the first place.

wat the fukk u talkin bout... u didnt diss anyone first? haha

thei_chi
10-16-2004, 05:43 AM
shoud i even reply this....
its not worth..u twistin everybodys words..........n there s some fatcs u need to check!

GUNS
10-16-2004, 08:06 AM
lol

A.B.D
10-16-2004, 09:30 AM
lol teja.... both u made a compition and no buddy voted yet???? maybe just one person.,

Lil_Crown16
10-17-2004, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by ja_rule$
lol teja.... both u made a compition and no buddy voted yet???? maybe just one person.,

Cuz they know that i beat that bitch but they don't want to admit it.

Trubs
10-18-2004, 08:37 AM
^^^lmao...

yeah...u really slaughtered me

A.B.D
10-18-2004, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Lil_Crown16

Originally posted by ja_rule$
lol teja.... both u made a compition and no buddy voted yet???? maybe just one person.,

Cuz they know that i beat that bitch but they don't want to admit it.

lmao :D .... i like this answer :D

Lil_Crown16
10-18-2004, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by ja_rule$

Originally posted by Lil_Crown16

Originally posted by ja_rule$
lol teja.... both u made a compition and no buddy voted yet???? maybe just one person.,

Cuz they know that i beat that bitch but they don't want to admit it.

lmao :D .... i like this answer :D

lol :D thank u ja Rulez

Stagga
10-18-2004, 07:06 PM
good battle, hell the best women battle on here, I have to honest here and go with absolute here. But lil crown keep ya head up and practice.. i feel if ya practice, the next time you battle absolute will be a really good battle and don't bother with thei chi all she do is talk shit

A.B.D
10-19-2004, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Stagga
good battle, hell the best women battle on here, I have to honest here and go with absolute here. But lil crown keep ya head up and practice.. i feel if ya practice, the next time you battle absolute will be a really good battle and don't bother with thei chi all she do is talk shit
ohh man ... all i see .is not a honest battle...sum r dissin lil crown . without votin .... so i dont think that was a battle... rymes were good tho.

Murder Inc 845
10-19-2004, 10:25 PM
I Am going 2 once again Vote with hopes that my vote is counted this time. I Don't hate vote crown because I Voted for you In Your battle with Poe. I Voted for u even tho ur a fuckin cunt because you beat him. But this time I am Voting for Verbal. And once again there is no reason 2 even Explain why.

jlo ashanti fan
10-25-2004, 01:08 AM
Just read the first two of each, and LilCrown came with the hotness :D

Trubs
10-25-2004, 07:54 AM
^^^^i read it and i don't see it...peace~

JayJen4real
10-28-2004, 03:11 PM
Yo abs I'm back homie. anyway u won yes u did. O well.

A.B.D
10-28-2004, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by JayJen4real
Yo abs I'm back homie. anyway u won yes u did. O well.

hey welcome back .,.. havnt seen u around ? u barrly conecting ? or whats up ?? nice to see u around.