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Dermo
04-05-2004, 04:11 PM
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Murder Inc 845
04-05-2004, 09:22 PM
WTF... I'm Buttercup Giggle Chunks. Thats sum bitch shit

irvin
04-05-2004, 09:55 PM
LOL,squeezit bubble hiney, I got that wack ass name,

Bang 'Em
04-05-2004, 10:51 PM
Chim-Chim BubbleButt

holla_dolla18
04-06-2004, 03:44 AM
im snotty gizzard tush. ugh thats fucked up

thei_chi
04-06-2004, 09:17 AM
stinky girdle head


like so not!!!!!LOL
hehe....

D-Tox
04-06-2004, 09:35 AM
pinky cootiebrain

Rolfsma
04-06-2004, 10:23 AM
Boobie Gigglehiney

thei_chi
04-06-2004, 10:41 AM
i got tha worst name....this sucks...

MurdaIncChick
04-06-2004, 04:02 PM
chim-chim gizzard fanny

Baby Phat
04-07-2004, 07:28 AM
Lumpy BubbleNose

Ghettopolist®
04-07-2004, 12:49 PM
zippy wafflebrain.......

didnt come off too badly...;)......